Chapter 153: Chapter 152: Four Women and Another Drama?
Patient?
Patients have differences too?
I'm a doctor, a renowned one, known for compassion and healing the world, okay? Any gynecological complications turn over a new leaf under my care. How could there possibly be any differences?
"I'm a doctor, hey, doctors don't distinguish by profession. All patients are the same to me. My duty is to heal them, so how could there be any differences?"
Ye Ling sneered disdainfully. Seriously, he scared the poor girl's heart into thumping wildly—what a fright.
"Doctor? You're nothing but a charlatan. Don't insult this noble and honorable profession," Ning Yushan scoffed coldly. She didn't know why, but seeing Zang Hua and Liu Qiao'er hanging off Ye Ling's shoulders made her blood boil.
Liu Qiao'er and Zang Hua glanced at each other and nodded. "Husband, I think it's okay to discuss what kind of patient we're dealing with," Qiao'er said.
Hiss, Ye Ling looked at Liu Qiao'er in disbelief. When had this obedient little girl turned into such a figure, truly heartbreaking!
"Well, gynecology, what else could be the problem?" Ye Ling muttered under his breath, fingers constantly twisting and rubbing together.
Ning Yushan just gave a cold laugh and looked at Liu Qiao'er and Zang Hua, "Little sister, shall we go have a coffee and talk it over?"
Both nodded their heads in agreement. It was clear they had noticed that this good-looking woman had a murky relationship with Ye Ling and naturally wanted to get to the bottom of it.
The three women exchanged faint smiles and walked arm in arm toward a coffee shop on the first floor. Watching their retreating figures, Ye Ling shook his head and sighed to himself.
There's an old saying, "Three women make a drama," and now things were going to get interesting. He had no idea what Ning Yushan was up to.
Inside the coffee shop, the four found a quiet corner and each ordered a coffee. No one spoke first; the atmosphere was eerie. Ye Ling swallowed hard, watching the unpredictable auras of the three women.
This was freaking torture, and Ye Ling wanted to flee, but he held back. If he dared to escape now, he feared Zang Hua and Liu Qiao'er's bed would become off-limits for the next half month.
"Come on, drink up..." Ye Ling forced a faint smile and was about to speak when he was interrupted by all three women.
"You shut up!"
"Right, we three sisters are chatting. You're one to talk."
"Husband, I think, you better just listen," Qiao'er said.
Ye Ling watched the three issue their commands in unison and was momentarily stunned. Geez, when did these three women become so bold?
"Well, go on then," Ye Ling muttered to himself, holding his coffee not sure whether to drink it or not, feeling as uncomfortable as if thorns grew all over his body.
"Little sister, this jerk is no good guy. You two have to be careful not to get fooled by him," Ning Yushan said solemnly after sipping her coffee.
Ye Ling's neck stiffened. Who was she calling a jerk?
Zang Hua and Liu Qiao'er nodded, which stunned Ye Ling even more. What was this all about? Family disgraces should not be publicized; am I not the Immortal Emperor, a great cultivator? Don't you two know that?
Since when did I get associated with jerks? This was a total slander, shattering Ye Ling's heart.
"However, since we've already been deceived by him, we sisters are stuck with him now. There's no helping it, maybe it's just our fate," Zang Hua sang out with a light smile, deeply moving Ye Ling.
Look at that, even a female assassin speaks more elegantly and thoughtfully than you two.
"As for you, sister, you're beautiful and have a great aura. You better not date this kind of guy in the future. Be careful not to be deceived," Liu Qiao'er also chimed in cheerily, looking entirely innocent.
Yet, a trace of fear spread across Ye Ling's face. These three women were already clashing, with hidden barbs in every sentence.
The invisible battlefield enveloped the four of them, the air crackling with tension, and Ye Ling even felt as though he had entered an era of war.
Surrounded by a hail of bullets, his head donned a steel helmet as he crawled forward, bellowing, "Support, this young master needs support!"
"Hehe, you guys chat first, I'll step out for a bit, stretch my legs, they're going numb." Ye Ling just wanted to make his escape quickly, thinking it wiser not to meddle in women's matters.
"Sit down!" The three women commanded in unison.
Ye Ling sat down on his seat with a look of grievance, grinding his teeth and muttering under his breath, his gaze listlessly shifting towards the window.
The three women began their face-off in earnest, their intelligence at this moment was extraordinary, probably even Zhuge Kongming and Einstein would have to bow to them.
All sorts of strategies, from the Thirty-Six Stratagems to The Art of War, were being employed effortlessly, speaking in veiled criticisms and innuendos.
Ye Ling felt a pang of heartache and silently prayed, "Buddha, Three Purities, send someone down to save me, please."
If Buddha and the Three Purities knew that Ye Ling had begun to believe in them, they would probably shed tears of joy—the Nine Tribulation Immortal Emperor who had caused so much trouble in the Immortal Realm was finally showing them respect, a truly rare moment.
Whether or not his prayer was heard, at that moment, Ye Ling suddenly spotted a familiar face, and his eyes instantly lit up.
But the next moment, Ye Ling's body trembled slightly, damn it, why is there another one!
Outside the window, a slender girl stood looking in with a face full of surprise at Ye Ling.
Lin Yuqing, sweet-faced and with light makeup, upon seeing Ye Ling whom she hadn't met for days, ran excitedly into the café. Ye Ling smacked his forehead, convinced he was done for, his old bones would surely be picked apart by them.
"Brother Ye, what are you doing here, why haven't you called me these past few days?" Lin Yuqing approached the group sweetly.
Buzz, the atmosphere shifted, turning directly towards Lin Yuqing.
"Beauty, are you with Ye Ling?" Ning Yushan asked with a slight smile.
Silly Lin Yuqing, completely oblivious to anything amiss, replied with a sweet smile, "I'm his girlfriend, ah, hello sisters."
"Hmm, it's time to be calling us sisters." Zang Hua sighed deeply, her gaze towards Ye Ling filled with complexity.
Liu Qiao'er even slapped her forehead, this damned rascal, just how many women does he have out there?
"Yu Qing, you go wander around a bit, I'll call you later," Ye Ling said, winking and making faces at Lin Yuqing.
Lin Yuqing was a bit bewildered; her intelligence was far behind these three, to put it simply, she was naive, or in trendy terms, adorably clueless.
"Don't go, you're already here, let's sit down and chat together." Ning Yushan promptly pulled Lin Yuqing to sit down beside her, her face bearing a chilling smile as she looked at Ye Ling.
Hmph, you rascal, I'd like to see how you get out of this one!
Finally sensing something off, Lin Yuqing pointed at Ye Ling and questioned, "Brother Ye, who are they?"
"I'm his patient, um, a gynecological patient," Ning Yushan volunteered.
While Zang Hua and Liu Qiao'er simply pointed at Lin Yuqing and said, "We're the same as you."
Lin Yuqing involuntarily gasped, her eyes instantly brimming with tears.
Meanwhile, Ye Ling, with a darkened face, was on the verge of exploding.